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06-06-2009, 11:27 PM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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I was unsuccessful trolling today though, not even 1 good convo to post
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06-07-2009, 02:37 AM
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...If I ever do one of these, its going to end up being me versus Zippy in an all out troll fest, guaranteed.
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06-14-2009, 06:29 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: do you like nick jonas? You: no You: fag Stranger: why? Stranger: bitch You: whore Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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06-26-2009, 04:22 AM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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06-26-2009, 04:25 AM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RIP Michael Jordan You: fail troll is fail Stranger: oh well plan b You: they see me trollin', they hatin' Stranger: mada hari bought the airport in Quebec Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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06-26-2009, 04:27 AM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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06-26-2009, 04:36 AM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wwwdotclownsongdotcom You: hahahahahahahahahaha You: facepalm.jpg Stranger: doublefacepalm.jpg Stranger: the one with piccard and some alien shit Stranger: you're just overpowered You: lol You: I accidentally the whole facepalm! Stranger: sup dawg , we put a facepalm in your facepalm so you can be ashamed while you're ashamed Stranger: are you a newfag or a troll ? just to know You: epic lulz You: troll Stranger: guessed so Stranger: trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls You: they see me trollin', they hatin' Stranger: you're all nigga posting in a troll thread You: successful trolls are successful You have disconnected. |
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06-26-2009, 04:44 AM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I accidentally the whole thing Stranger: guy or girl You: girl, you? Stranger: i am a guy Stranger: cyber sex You: sure, you horny too? Stranger: yeah Stranger: are you naked You: not yet, I have my panties on Stranger: do you have a friend there You: my vibrator, yeah Stranger: can you take you panties off You: no, it the only thing keeping my cock between my legs Stranger: the vibrator You: no, that's up my ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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06-26-2009, 04:46 AM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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06-26-2009, 05:04 AM
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Ich trage hosen nicht!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: hi Stranger: How are you? You: not bad, you? Stranger: Hot and sweaty You: really, that sucks You: why? Stranger: I raped a duck You: really, what a coincidence, I just fucked a chicken Stranger: No class slob You: sometimes you have to go slummin', I guess Stranger: Thats terrible that you have to lower your standards, have you no shame? You: well, the sheep I usually use lost the boots I put on her Stranger: Wait, what? You: she kicks sometimes, so l put boots on her for my own enjoyment You: I couldn't get the high heels to stay on Stranger: Ah ok, well sheep are much better than chickens anyway. Also cows can hold heels quite well, buts its not really my thing. Not a chubby chaser lol You: so, you like Llamas? Stranger: Never had one, would like to though You: never let them suck you off, they spit Connection imploded. |
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02-09-2010, 05:28 AM
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You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike?' Stranger: I enjoy fucking kittens, and I just thought I needed to get that out of the way You: i like mac and cheese Stranger: Say what? Stranger: I like big macs You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike? Stranger: God, I'm a fat ass Stranger: That makes no sense D: Stranger: at all You: have you tried the new big mac snack pack thing Stranger: Nope You: yes it does read it out loud Stranger: haven't been to macdonalds in about a year You: nazi Stranger: You're a negro cunt-whore You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike? Stranger: Bow down to my aryanness Stranger: IT MAKES NO SENSE, I SWEAR You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike? 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You: i dunno it was dark and i was wayyy to drunk Stranger: Ah, alcohol is your best friend, is it? You: she had a big clit... or maybe it was a tiny penis You: either way You: it was good Stranger: Like in Clerks 2? You: > Stranger: yes, huge clit Stranger: I remember You: ? Stranger: You're a horrible person if you've never seen that movie Stranger: downright dispicable Stranger: I can't spell that word You: im a horrible person perioud. Stranger: Aww Stranger: well Stranger: it was obvious Stranger: I think you should watch Clerks 2 You: yeah Stranger: srsly You: i think i might try to suck my own dick Stranger: I know someone who can Stranger: He's 12..and its kinda sick Stranger: but its really great Stranger: he got up on the counter naked Stranger: and just started sucking away o.o You: really... well lucky bastard Stranger: Yeah, really Stranger: I wish I could eat myself out Stranger: then I'd know the taste Stranger: mmkay, imma bug somebody else with my kitten-fettish Stranger: tootles ((: Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL i was slightly intoxicated during this
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02-09-2010, 05:42 AM
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very nice.i have been trolling and getting nowhere
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02-09-2010, 07:14 AM
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Stranger: [NOTICE: The IP of the person you are currently chatting with matches the IP of a convicted sex offender charged with: SOLICITATION OF A MINOR AND STATUTORY RAPE CASE NUMBER XXX4102. Do NOT share any personal information with this person. This warning has been brought to you by the National Sex Offender Registry. Stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: Hi asl; You: hi Stranger: Hello? Stranger: Hi Stranger: ASL You: are you a pedo Stranger: No. Stranger: What would make you say that? You: [NOTICE: The IP of the person you are currently chatting with matches the IP of a convicted sex offender charged with: SOLICITATION OF A MINOR AND STATUTORY RAPE CASE NUMBER XXX4102. Do NOT share any personal information with this person. This warning has been brought to you by the National Sex Offender Registry. Stranger cannot see this message.] Stranger: What's that? You: ur tag You: freak Stranger: WTF? Your conversational partner has disconnected. IZ CAUGHT PEDOPHILE
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02-15-2010, 05:29 PM
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You: yo You:  Stranger: yoyo mther fcker You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike?!?!?! You: seriously Stranger: ya You: no SERIOUSLY Stranger: YA You: do you understand? Stranger: no You: awesome Stranger: wat a randomer You: sure You: do you have change for a booger? Stranger: no. do u lik da cock You: i do not have a strange aversion towards the male chicken You: why? You: do you? You: chicken fucker Stranger: no. i gt one ready to go. Stranger: wa wrong wid chickens tey need luvin too You: ..................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_ .................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-, .................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|', .................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':} .................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : .................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: | .................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : : .................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna .................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up! .................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-' .................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/| .................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__ .................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__ .................................................. /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-, ................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;| .............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : __|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;| ...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/ ........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;. .|:::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/ ......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;;|. .:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;| ......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'',: |;|. . . . ;;;;;;;| ....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;| ................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;| ...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;| ..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_ ............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;; ;|.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-, ............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__ ........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_ You have just been rickrolled Stranger: class lik wat i cn do Stranger: did u see it You: i see many things You: i see skys a blue Stranger: well sir u need to sobeer up You: obviously You: Stranger: tat da job Stranger: hi You: hey You: you no likey my picture? Stranger: wat picture. al Stranger: asl You: oh my god...you just threw out the old ASL You: wow Stranger: stop im dacent You: your offically awesome You: stop what? You: i do nothing Stranger: 110% awsomw You: awsomw Stranger: im behind u You: me too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: he You: hey too Stranger: hi You: is anyone you know a mogwa? You: dont feed them after midnight You: srsly You: .....and would you happen to have change for a booger? You: ....blinky curser is blinky Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hiii
Stranger: horny? You: not really....yet :P Stranger: haha now what could get your sweetass on my level You: I dunno,maybe you should try a lil harder silly Stranger: haha how about i rub your thigh Stranger: and kiss your neck You: haha,how bout you tell me lil about yourself before we play Stranger: fine you wanna backround check its all good Stranger: i live in arizona Stranger: im a staight male Stranger: 16 years old You: oh,fun!!!! You: I am not straight,I'm not male.dissapointed? You: i live in cali.san diego Stranger: not at all dissapointed You: goody Stranger: as long as youre willing to have some fun with both sexes You: I am,as long as they can make me smile,if you know what i mean? Stranger: ya Stranger: i think i can make you do more than smile Stranger: i can make your toes curl chika You: oh really....lets see then..................... Stranger: you ready You: give it to meee :P Stranger: ill kiss your neck Stranger: then take off your shirt and bra Stranger: play with your breasts Stranger: and suck on those perfect nipples You: i am not wearing a bra....so there silly Stranger: well youre topless so that doesnt even matter anymore You: and they are not perfect,they are pierced :P Stranger: thats perfection Stranger: then ill kiss down your chest down to your waist You: oooohh Stranger: what are you wearing for pants You: not,i am wearing a short skirt and a tube top Stranger: well ill rip off that skirt and kiss you pussy through your panties You: mmmmmm,mind if i am shaved? Stranger: not at all Stranger: lemme take off those panties Stranger: and get down on you baby You: ooooh You: i like it when you lick it there Stranger: ill kiss your thighs starting from your left and working up to your pussy You: will you bite just alil bit? Stranger: then ill lick on that clit and make you moan, i can bite a little if you want Stranger: kinky Stranger: then when youre pulling on my hair and begging me to keep going Stranger: i wont stop and make you moan so loud baby You: will you tickle my ass too? Stranger: ya i will Stranger: il kiss your ass and work back towards your front Stranger: lemme know when youre about to cum You: yummmy...that makes me so hard!!! Stranger: goodd You: will you pull on my nipple rigs,hard? Stranger: ohh yaa ill pull on them hella hard Stranger: but its my turn baby make me feel good Stranger: youll get more next You: keep it up big boy....i want more Stranger: mmm my tongues getting tireed but ill keep it up Stranger: ill lick your pussy and squeeze thoughs nipple rings and make youu feel good from your head to your toes You: i think i am going to take off my skirt now,in for real land,you are goood Stranger: im glad i could get you horny Stranger: now moan for me Stranger: and touch yourself You: ummm,yea,ya did You: i am You: just a lil bit You: short flicks Stranger: just play a little bit ill take care of the rest Stranger: im not done with those nipple rings either You: ummmplease do Stranger: ill suck on your right one and flick your left You: ohhh,mind if i use a toy? Stranger: no not at all You: while you talk to me? Stranger: go for it Stranger: im licking your pussy in a circular motion You: umm,awesome,i love my pocket pussy Stranger: and then i pull you up to me and you wrap your waist around my chest You: then you take my.......... Stranger: we kiss for just a little bit and i go back to those breats Stranger: i take your hand and guide it to my pants You: i am getting so hot Stranger: you feel my hard dick in your hand and its all for you You: ooooh,lovely,can i squeeze it? Stranger: oh ya You: can i rub my cock against it? Stranger: forsure You: will you suck it? You: have a webcam? Stranger: ya i have a webcam You: hmmm,sounds fun..... Stranger: ya why dont you suck my cock You: do you like to suck cock? Stranger: no i like to eat pussy You: oh bummer,you are going to be so upset wih me Stranger: why is that You: |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_______ Stranger: idk what that is You: an accident,talk to me some more,i am wet now and hot Stranger: its okay im watching porn too gimme a minute You: k... hurry Stranger: okay im back Stranger: eww whats that on your back You: a tattoo You: a butterfly Stranger: dammn its hott Stranger: do you suck cock or not Stranger: cause i dont Stranger: im straigh You: i doo,when i get the chance Stranger: well heres your chance lick the precum off me You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike? You: are you hard now? Stranger: ya i am You: where are you at? Stranger: in my bed You: is your mom home? Stranger: nah You: thats good,lol.wouldn't want her to walk in on you Stranger: haha dont worry You: are we gonna cam together? You: don't you wa\nna know what color my hair is? You: and eyes,and how big my boobs are? You: cuz,idon't have any You: no tattoos either,cuz i am all man and you are mine You: we are going to have so much fun Stranger: ya we are Stranger: whta webcam you wanna use You: we can watch espn together Stranger: website* You: oh,i dunno,how about prawntickler.com Stranger: how about i cut your dick off Stranger: youre in to kinky stuff arentyou? You: that don't sound fun Stranger:  Stranger: gues youre not for em Stranger: me* You: you sure? Stranger: ya You: oh darn,i was just falling in love Stranger: hey now You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike? Stranger: i think youre coming on a little too strong Stranger: what oes that mean? You: read it You: out loud You: you have to do it fast Stranger: fast like our cocks rubbing together? You: fast like my cock on your lips You: spit or swallow bitch? Stranger: how about you lube up your loose ass and let me stick this dildo in it You: nope,it is broken Stranger: your ass is broken Stranger: thats a bummr Stranger: you do cocaine? You: i do parmesan Stranger: how about i snort some cocaine Stranger: then ill be ready to do some gay kinky shit youre interested int You: and my cum Stranger: noooooooooo Stranger: im not goin near your dick Stranger: im not into the little peckers Stranger: or any dick for that matter You: oh you kids today You: you all love the cock Stranger: and you must be an adult? You: nope,i am 16 too Stranger: haha Stranger: wish i believed that You: why would you wish Stranger: i like 16 year old boys Stranger: i kinda have a problem Stranger: now i gotta be honest Stranger: im not 16 You: lol,what? Stranger: im not 16 You: where are you posting this? You: what website? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. I think i lost? |
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03-11-2010, 05:58 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: NAKED PICS, MOTHERFUCKER!!! LEMME GET EM!! You: who me? Stranger: yeah, that's right You: nope,o don't know you Stranger: well of course you don't Stranger: you're on omegle You: so true You: whats you name Stranger: mike You: is that your real name? Stranger: well it's michael...but yeah You: ok,my name is cassidy You: whare do you live? You: and why do you want my pics? Stranger: i live in ohio Stranger: and why wouldn't i want your pics? You: maybe i am fat Stranger: and maybe you're not You: maybe i'm a boy? Stranger: maybe you're not You: how old are you? Stranger: hold on a sec Stranger: you always ask the questions You: i guess if i told you my name you know i am not a boy Stranger: how old are YOU? You: 19 Stranger: oh okay Stranger: i'm 20 You: thats good i guess Stranger: indeed Stranger: so yeah...let's work something out You: like what? Stranger: oh idk, like a pic exchange You: ummm,nooo! You: i would have to know you a bit better You: do you have a facebook? Stranger: i do, yeah You: well,maybe we should start there Stranger: oh what the hell, i guess so Stranger: and i guess i better come clean You: after we talk a bit more Stranger: my name really isn't mike You: ????? come clean? You: you lied to me? Stranger: i did Stranger: but i came clean Stranger: and i'll give you my facebook You: true,i guess sorta Stranger: and you'll know all there is to know Stranger: fair? You: i guess.tell me more about you. You: i am curious now Stranger: lol alright Stranger: my REAL name is marius Stranger: that's cause i'm foreign Stranger: born in Romania Stranger: moved to ohio in '98 Stranger: i go to college Stranger: ohio state Stranger: ummm Stranger: i like cats Stranger: lol You: lol,i do too You: i have 3 You: a siamese and 2 tabbies Stranger: NICE Stranger: love tabbies Stranger: orange ones are my favortie everrrrrrr You: do you have a girlfriend? Stranger: nope You: me neither :P Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i didn't expect you to have a girlfriend... Stranger: You: lol,i suppose not Stranger: boyfriend? You: sorta You: we fight alot Stranger: gotchaaa You: sometimes i hate him Stranger: it's like that with all relationships You: i guess You: how often do you come on here Stranger: every once in a while Stranger: when i'm bored You: this is my first time Stranger: well, as you've probably noticed this site is full of horny guys You: i have talked to 3 guys,all wanted sex first You: i need to know someone first Stranger: haha yeah Stranger: i wasn't really serious by saying all that You: so,do you want to talk about sex too? Stranger: well sure, if you want to Stranger: but it's not like i'll be mad if you don't You: ok,i don't mind You: it might be fun,never did it before Stranger: true Stranger: and pics only make it better! Stranger: lol You: nope,not yet silly :P Stranger: haha yeah, yeah You: ok,so how do we do it? Stranger: well i guess we talk about what we would do to each other You: hmm,i'm not sure You: you first maybe Stranger: alright You: what are you wearing? Stranger: a shirt and shorts Stranger: you? You: the same thing,funny huh Stranger: hahah yeah Stranger: i'd start kissing you Stranger: and i'd move down to your neck You: ok... then what? Stranger: annd slowly start taking your shirt off You: what if i am not ready for you to take it off yet? Stranger: wellllllll Stranger: what can i do to get your ready? You: ummm,i dunno,you need to try harder first :P Stranger: hahaha Stranger: okay, i'll be honest Stranger: i'm not too great at this Stranger: on the internet at least You: me neither,lol Stranger: lol Stranger: are you a virgin? You: well i like kissing Stranger: me too! You: no,i am not,just nervous i guess Stranger: how many guys have you been with? You: 3 Stranger: well looks like you have more experience than me! You: maybe,i did it once each with 2,the 3rd one several times Stranger: i was just with one girl...we fucked for like 3 months Stranger: so idk You: i also like my nipples played with,alot! Stranger: well i like boobs in general Stranger: and playing with them of course Stranger: sucking on the nipples You: i like to look at boobs, Stranger: haha yeah they're awesome Stranger: did you ever do anything with a girl? You: yep yep You: oh,no i have not,i was saying boobs are awesome Stranger: alright, alrigh You: maybe someday,i think about it sometimes Stranger: i think that's really hot You: me too, i watch videos sometimes Stranger: do you usually watch porn? You: not very much,but sometimes,yeah Stranger: me too! Stranger: do you only watch girl on girl? You: no,i watch other stuff too.guy,girl.mostly blowjobs.and girls playing with themselves Stranger: nice, nice Stranger: i really like seing like...penetration Stranger: lol You: what do you like You: oh,i need to keep up You: thats nice too Stranger: favorite position? You: umm,i guess i like to be on top and from behind Stranger: yeah i like doggystyle Stranger: i love seeing myself going in and out Stranger: really turns me on You: and on my back,while getting eaten out is my favorite You: i like to watch too,its fun Stranger: Stranger: eating pussy is one of my favorite things to do You: lol,i enjoy it Stranger: oh i bet You: i like told hold the back of his head You: and play with my nipples Stranger: that's a really hot picture You: ummm,yeah i suppose Stranger: you got facebook? You: yeah Stranger: wanna be friends? You: maybe we should talk more first You: i have family on it You: lotsa nosey family Stranger: that's cool Stranger: what do ya wanna talk about? You: what color are your eyes? Stranger: brown You: and what we were talking about :P Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i like that You: me too You: tell me more about you,what you look like? Stranger: alrighty Stranger: i'm 6'2" Stranger: brown hair and brown eyes You: i am 5'4",blond,blue eyes.short hair Stranger: about 155 lbs last time i weighed myself Stranger: i do love blondes You: 96 Stranger: see Stranger: you're not fat! You: lol,nooo You: i forgot i said that Stranger: Stranger: oh and i'm around 7 inches You: I'm not :P Stranger: lol good! You: 7 sound yummy Stranger: why thank you Stranger: it's good that you're only 96 lbs Stranger: we could do many interesting things You: .....like? You: bowl? Stranger: like i could pick you up and fuck you Stranger: yes Stranger: bowl You: bowling sucks though,fucking is fun Stranger: right on! Stranger: you like it hard? You: duh...of course! You: :P Stranger: good, good You: what else do you like? Stranger: like..sexual stuff? You: yeah,what were we talking about ? Stranger: we were talking about fucking You: ooooh,thats right...... Stranger: haha you're a bad girl You: lol You: you don't even know Stranger: well then tell me Stranger: i wanna know how bad you are You: very,very,very bad You: i might even need a spanking Stranger: oh really? You: yeah,really Stranger: well then i'm the man for the job! You: we will see,won't we? Stranger: that's right You: brb...k? Stranger: yep You: phone call,sorry Stranger: it's cool, take your time You: all done! Stranger: wooo! You: yeah! You: it was my bf,i said i was busy Stranger: well i don't want to get you in trouble You: nope,you won't get me in any trouble i don't want to get into Stranger: alrighty Stranger: well here's an idea...we could exchange phone numbers and text each other Stranger: if you'd like You: or we could |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: lol,later dude! 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08-07-2010, 04:24 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: harry potter or twilight? choose! You: neither You: death Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Download the log! |
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08-07-2010, 11:39 AM
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u're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hello Stranger: ...…...…………………………._¸„„„„_ …………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\ ………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/́'̀ …….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/' ……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-" **¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-" .:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-" :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯...SUPRISE!!!..... .::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯.................................. :.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"……COCK_NINJA!!!…. :.:.:: :"-„""***/*'́¸'………………………………... :.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\................................................. .... .:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,...…..IF_YOU_ARE_A_GIRL :.: : : : : : : : : : : : \.SHOW_COCK_NINJA_BOOBS!!! : : : : : : :, : : : : : :/…IF_YOU_ARE_A_GUY….. "-„_::::_„-*__„„~"……….GTFO!!!!!.................... Stranger: heyy You: lol You: awesome Stranger: do you have boobs? You have disconnected. or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Download the log! |
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08-11-2010, 06:57 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hello stranger Stranger: hey sexy You: an You: am i? Stranger: idk, are u? im pretty sure ur sexy You: i don't know,i have heard people say i am Stranger: well then yo u sexy Stranger: so where u from? You: oregon Stranger: hahah coool You: they also have said i have a large dick Stranger: man u nasty Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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08-11-2010, 12:07 PM
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08-31-2010, 07:52 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi You: the last person left me Stranger: ra ra ah ah aaah! You: i feel so lonely now You: all because i said i thought they were a male cauliflower from cali and 12 months old Stranger: what a coincidence You: instead of 14/f/brazil Stranger: i happen to be a tomato. You: really? You: that's awesome You: i've always wanted to talk to a tomato Stranger: well, here's your chance You: can you answer a question? Stranger: of course You: how long does it take to die after someone picks you? Stranger: until i turn all gross and brown. then i start to shrivel up. that is, if they dont eat me of course Stranger: we live life on the edge, you know? You: yeah You: but how gross and brown do you have to be in order to be dead? You: and is there much pain during that period of time? You: do you ever wish you had a mouth? You: and vocal chords? Stranger: i myself do not know, as i havent died yet Stranger: and no mouth Stranger: but our stems have fingers You: yeah, that comes in handy You: when you're screaming in pain you just come here and type ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: EXACTLY You: isn't omegle awesome? You: i guess even more awesome for veggies and fruit Stranger: yush. humans are weird creatures You: yep You: i'm going to transform myself into a dandelion someday Stranger: they get picked easily, i hope you know You: yeah, but there's so many of them You: i can hide among many Stranger: but then a rabbit will come eat you. i've seen it happen too many times -sniffle- You: that wouldn't be too bad... well it would, but i'd rather get eaten by a cute little bunny than get picked by some annoying kid Stranger: the kid wouldn't eat you. dandelions taste terrible You: some kids would You: some will eat anything Stranger: even tomatoes. -sniff- You: yeah Stranger: anyways, lettuce be friends? You: yes! You: although we can never meet You: i would be tempted to eat you Stranger: it's okay, my dear dandelion You: yay You: hmm... You: so where do you grow? Stranger: i am harvested in the north. you? You: right now somewhere in the north as well.... i think... i guess it depends on what you consider north You: is antarctica north? Stranger: i would say so. i am from mongolia however You: that's too far away You: shame too because i was going to threaten you by saying i would eat you if you pissed me off Stranger: -sobs- i will send my farmer after you! You: i guess that wouldn't be good You: is the farmer fast? Stranger: i know people in low places. oh yes You: ok, i won't then You: maybe if he or she was slow You: like a zombie You: and not a fast zombie Stranger: nope, he's actually this guy from kenya. so you know it's legit, You: can tomatoes become zombies? Stranger: nope. we only die. You: shame You: i've wanted to see a zombie tomato You: i think there might be a movie about that Stranger: there should be! You: maybe not zombies specifically but killer tomatoes Stranger: like snakes on a plane Stranger: except Stranger: tomatoes Stranger: on a plane You: lets make that movie You: right now Stranger: i concur! You: you can have the leading role Stranger: of course. Stranger: you can be the pilot. or the steward. You: hmm... that's a hard choice Stranger: they both die. jsyk. You: which would most likely have the best death scene? Stranger: um. well the pilot is thrown out the front window by a tomato. and the steward chokes on a tomato. You: hmmm.... i'll go with the steward then You: that would probably be the funniest You: maybe Stranger: it's very entertaining. the tomato jumps out of her throat after and starts loling You: a tomato throwing me out a window would be funny too You: now i'm conflicted You: ok, steward You: this is going to be the best movie ever Stranger: yes! sequels are the beeest! You: we'll have 284764 sequals You: it'll be that awesome You: you'd probably make enough to live forever You: if someone doesn't eat you Stranger: until i turn rotten -sniffle- Stranger: we all have to die eventually You: freeze yourself! You: or pay people to do experiments Stranger: i dun have any $$ Stranger: can i borrow some? You: you could be the lead tomato in all the movies You: i don't have money either Stranger: then we cant make a movie! You: hmmm You: we'll get someone else to pay for it! Stranger: like...? You: i can ask people on the internet You: they are nice Stranger: i lol'd You: and would definitely give us money to make a movie as awesome as this Stranger: WE SHOULD ASK. Stranger: i'm asking people on here now. You: i'm going to make a post somewhere and ask them Stranger: doitdoitdoit You: ok Stranger: and send me a link You: ok You: just a sec So.... anyone want to give us money to make this movie? |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi You: would you like to donate money in order to finance a film about tomatoes on a plane? Stranger: asl You: what's your asl? You: if you don't have money, but are a vegetable, that would work too because you can be in the movie without pay Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Continued from the first convo...
Stranger: people keep disconnecting me You: people on omegle can be mean Stranger: ikr? You: ok, last post in the thread You: http://prawntickler.com/ohshit/showt...0825#post60825 You: if people say no, i'll try other places too Stranger: yay! You: eventually someone will have to say yes Stranger: our idea is genious You: it really is Stranger: *genius You: i can't believe no one has come up with this idea before Stranger: we will totally get that money! people will be all "ongzz that movie iz so gud!" You: yep You: i'm so excited now You: can't wait to start on it You: i need a smoke break now to calm myself You: i'll brb Stranger: be careful, it will kill you You: oh i'm always careful You: i don't even put it in my mouth You: i just light it and hold it as far away from me as possible Stranger: bahahaha so this one guy said he;d give me $ if i sent a nude pic. i sent him a picture of my tomato uncle! You: lol You: that is awesome You: can i see? Stranger: http://static.open.salon.com/files/tomato1260299541.jpg You: sexy Stranger: i knowww You: you should tell him to go into porn You: could make tons You: enough to finance our film! Stranger: he knows, but he wants a partner first You: that's understandable You: i'll try to find someone for him Stranger: preferably a carrot You: ok You: how about this chick? You: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/...85c5ba2bf1.jpg Stranger: OMG. THAT IS SEXY. Stranger: he accepts. You: yay You: this one is pretty nice too http://www.allotments4all.co.uk/smf/...%3Btype=avatar You: picture is a little small though You: could be hiding something You: but she obviously likes to oil herself You: which could be nice Stranger: too tan. she looks like an oompa loompa You: lol good point Stranger: my uncle is getting ready for the show! You: yay! You: you'll have to record it and send it to me Stranger: he's insecure. if you dont pay, you dont get to see the show. sorry, that's the way it is You: ok You: maybe next time then You: i'll have to ask people for money for that too You: how much does he want? Stranger: hmm. he goes by the hour so it varies You: ok, i'll just try to get as much as possible just in case You: hopefully i get enough Stranger: i'm still working to get the omegle people to help! You: hmm... maybe i should try harder to get people to help You: maybe i'll try asking omegle people to help too You: just in case Stranger: okay! see if it works! i'm sure we can gather a team of helpful produce You: so far not so good.... You: the person asked asl and left You: must not want fame and fortune Stranger: sucks for them. one person wants to be an actor? should we let him? You: ask for a pic first You: but i'm sure it will work Stranger: OMG. ONE PERSON JUST GAVE US A BILLION DOLLARS. You: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: do you think it's enough to start the movie? You: we can still make the movie extremely low budget and then split the rest between us You: oh yeah You: for the movie we should only need like 10 dollars You: i think You: and a lot of cardboard boxes You: with crayons Stranger: a lot of tomatoes too. You: oh yeah Stranger: i can supply those You: good You: can they do their own stunts? You: it's fine if they can't Stranger: no, but i can train them You: ok, good You: want to make sure it's realistic You: otherwise i'd have to use cardboard tomatoes on strings You: or maybe apples Stranger: nahh they're impersonators You: yeah, they'd probably just goof off and leave before the scene starts You: stupid apples You: such drama queens too Stranger: i know. always whining about being picked Stranger: and those crab apples! Stranger: dont even get me started You: i should go eat a ton of them You: that'll teach them Stranger: i laugh at them You: that works too You: we should have a war scene in the movie You: tomatoes vs apples You: at the end You: it will take place in the future Stranger: how did they get in the future? You: time machine You: from the plane You: exploding Stranger: the plane should crash on an island that's stuck in the 70s. LIKE IN LOST. Stranger: idk if you watch it though xd You: i've never seen it You: don't watch much tv You: not enough veggies You: and the ones that are on are really annoying You: like the ones from veggie tales You: bananas in pajamas is good though You: but that's fruit Stranger: true true. the only cool food on tv is the cookies in the cookie monsters stomach You: but so are tomatoes You: so fruit is good You: oh yeah! the cookies are great You: even the cookie monster is pretty cool Stranger: they are always so sad though You: yeah You: maybe if they were in our movie they wouldn't be Stranger: so we need to fit cookies into our movie too? this is why my job is so frustrating! You: they can have a small cameo You: maybe that's why the tomatoes are attacking people! You: they're eating the cookies on the plane You: and the tomatoes are there to save the day Stranger: and the tomatoes get angry? You: yes You: because tomatoes are nice Stranger: perfect! 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IN DA BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: United States of USA
Age: 25
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You: hello
Stranger: hi You: do you have lice? Stranger: lice Stranger: ? You: yah Stranger: what is it You: it's a type of coffee Stranger: no You: ok You: well i'm looking for some lice You: unfortunately it's illegal in my country Stranger:  You: I would pay top dollar You: Probably $4000 per lb Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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09-05-2010, 02:23 AM
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IN DA BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: United States of USA
Age: 25
Posts: 1,244
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Stranger: hey
You: hi Stranger: do u happen to be a gay dude? You: i might be Stranger: oh i am You: why? You: are you really? Stranger: yess You: wow You: that's nice Stranger: haha gee thanks You: so what do gay dudes do? Stranger: well i wont get into that right now... You: ok Stranger: but what are u? You: the farthest i've gone with another guy is mashing my foreskin into his Stranger: mmm i see Stranger: & r u bi or gay? You: i don't know You: i havent decided yet Stranger: rough You: I dont like girls You: but guys are so nasty Stranger: so maybe u are asexual Stranger: how old are u? You: i don't know You: i'm 12 You: you? Stranger: yeah probly ur too young Stranger: im 19 You: well Stranger: so u should figure it out soon You: i dont think im too young You: I still have yet to ejaculate You: i learned that word in sex ed today Stranger: yeah, but soon u will probably become attracted to one or the other You: really? You: is that how it was for you or were you like this all your life? Stranger: k well bye...im not like a child molestor You: what? Stranger: sorry, take care You: we're not molesting You: dont You: please You: i need some insight Stranger: but still too creepy of me You: i just need to talk to someone Stranger: idk You: my dick hurts from smashing it in the door Stranger: why would u do that? You: because the voices in my head told me so Stranger: well this isnt very funny Stranger: so bye seriously You: if I didn't smash my dick in the door the voice in my head was going to kill the good voice in my head Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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